*SNORT*

We never made it to the clinic. We were about 30 miles away from our destination when Fran's car got sick of hauling us around and decided to take a little 'break'. Luckily we weren't on the highway when all of this occurred. We had stopped for lunch at this amazing Citgo/Subway combo (Gasoline & subs; what could be better, right? I mean you have to stop for food, piddle-time *and* gasoline and some smarty put it all in one place. So, what would under normal circumstances take multiple stops only takes one! Pure genius, folks.)
ANYWAY!
Subs.
Gasoline.
Left Brain Introvert vehicles.
Back to the story..
This unfortunate turn of events left Katieanne, Fran, Jessica and Anne in Fran's car in the middle of the Citgo parking lot for hours while waiting for Anne's (amazing!) husband came to pick us up.
End result:
I haven't giggled that much in a really long time. I think Jess filled her entire notebook with all of the random, silly and EXTREMELY deep quotes that were shared throughout the day. (Which I will most likely be posting later..)

If you're ever stuck at a gas station in the middle of nowhere; this is the group of women you would want to be stuck with:
A leggy Greek, an English professor, the faux Lawrence and a snarky Carolinian. It was the most fun I have ever had at a gas station. Hands down.

Who knew you could learn so much on the way to a clinic?! ;)

I'd like to take this moment to thank everyone who made this day possible:

Karen Rohlf: Who gave us an excuse for a good road trip.

The U.G.A.P: Thanks for stopping the show! It's because of you that we didn't miss anything.
Also, I heard it through the grapevine that your automatic weaponry is no match for a certain some one's c. stick skillz. Better luck next time. ;)

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the white stick - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the orange stick - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

And finally...

A big thanks to Fran's car! Thanks for being awesome and not dumping us in the middle of a highway. It is because of you and your various belts that we had such a wonderful UDT-filled day. May your gas tank be overflowing (not literally because that would be quite dangerous) and your windsheild always be clean.

Cheers to a wonderful day in good company.

Ka.